El Chauvinisto

Gentlemen and whores, the age old question of why women go to the restroom in groups has finally been answered.

Ever wonder why there’s a multi-billion dollar diet industry? Me neither. Why haven’t I? Because I’m not a fat bitch.

This is a proposal for the ages, men.

…fat, money grubbing whores.

Few TV characters in history have spawned such a following.  Few TV characters have such sleezeball wives.  Perhaps that’s why Al Bundy is so loved.  Every man with a wife can relate to Al and his deadbeat wife Peggy.

Rarely can something be created in a fictional world and become reality in ours.  But is has, and that something is No Ma’am.  The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

The first ever episode of Married…With Children featuring No Ma’am can be seen here.

Al Bundy, I thank you.

I’m writing this today to try and help my fellow man. Many have fallen into the false assumption that women’s brains work the same as ours. Unfortunately they’re wrong (I know, it’s hard to believe). They’re used to debating fellow men on such subjects as politics, economics, war, women, and why MenAreBetterThanWomen, amongst others.

Why?  Click here to find out.

The story, according to the British-based Telegraph, states that, “it was well known that monkeys and baboons have a penchant for harassing women rather than men, and even gesturing at them and touching their own private parts.”

The kung-fu fighting whores are my favorite. This a a classic.

Don’t fool yourselves bitches. This is how you all act.

Not only are these broads bad moms, they’re whores too.

What do you get when you mix a ‘67 Shelby Cobra and a woman?  A woman driver.