El Chauvinisto

…and why you shouldn’t get married. Some truly disturbing statistics regarding women and their attitudes on truth, relationships, and behavior. Check it out here.

…and why you shouldn’t get married. Taken from here.

That’s Life! magazine survey (Dec 9 2004) questioned 5,000 women, average age 38, across England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland on their attitudes to truth, relationships, and behaviour.

# The overwhelming majority (96%) admit to lying.
# Almost half (45%) of the 5,000 questioned told the researchers for That’s Life! magazine they tell lies most days.
# Half of all women would lie to their husbands or partners to keep their relationship going if they became pregnant by another man, a survey said today.
# Figures showed one woman in two would not tell her man that the baby she was carrying was not his - if she wanted to stay with him.
# They also said four out of ten (42%) would lie about contraception in order to get pregnant, in spite of the wishes of their partner.
# Eight out of ten women (83%) admit to telling “big, life-changing lies”, with 13% saying they do so frequently.
# Partners (70%) are most likely to be lied to by women, with friends (65%), parents (64%), customers and clients (58%) and bosses (57%) also being deceived.
# Six out of ten (57%) admitted to stealing something, while one in four had taken from their parents. A quarter (23%) would “sneak a bottle or two” home if they were invited to a party by a well-off friend.
# Half (49%) would “kiss and tell” to the media for £25,000 if they had a one-night stand with a celebrity, and 38% say they would marry purely for money. 23% would allow their man to sleep with another woman for £50,000.
# Meanwhile, some 79% have got drunk at the office Christmas party, while a third admit to “getting off with someone they don’t fancy” and 5% have ended up having sex with the boss.
# An alarming 31% of all women say they would not tell a future partner if they had a sexual disease. This rises for 65% for single women.
# Nearly half (46%) fake orgasms and more than half (55%) claim they are tired, have a headache, or feel ill to “get out of lovemaking”.
# A fifth of women with a long-term partner (19%) say they have cheated on him by having an affair, while 30% of all women have had an affair with a married man.
# Most women (68%) do not trust their partner.

Just got the story from Itsamansworld’s old man.  There are many more specifics that will come out but this is the basic story.  Click here to check it out.

Just got the story from Itsamansworld’s old man.

Apparently, Itsamansworld has been monitoring a cunt who works for him for several months. He’s been coming up short on his balance sheet and suspects this cunt as the primary suspect. As I understand it, he confronted her at the end of a work day to question her about the missing money. At that point Itsamansworld asked to look inside her purse when she attempted to make a break for it. He grabbed her to take a peek inside of her purse when she kneed him in the genitals, gouged his eyes, scraped his face, and maced him. He them defended himself the only/best way he knows how. The police were called and when they arrived and found several hundred dollars inside her purse. Both were taken to jail shortly after. Itsamansworld’s dad was informed by the lawyer that this cunt is thought to have stolen/embezzled in upwards of $20,000.

When this goes to trial I am confident that the charges against Itsamansworld will be dropped.

Stay tuned for the specific charges that were filed against both Itsamansworld and the cunt, as well as more specific information concerning the entire case…the who, what, when, where, and of course WHY did this bitch think she could get away with stealing that much cash from a man?

Itsamansworld is in the slammer.  Check back frequently for up to the minute updates.

Itsamansworld is in the slammer. They sent him down to the farm for “several” reasons. Before you all get uppity about why he’s there, just remember that what he does to/with his “employees” is between him and god, after all, it is an unregulated industry.

He’s been in for nearly two weeks now and there is no telling how long he’ll have to stay. I’ll keep you updated as to the specifics of his charges and when he’s due to be released.

Oh…and for those of you that say he “deserves” it, well, you’re wrong…she did.

Use it however the hell you want.  Talk about anything.  Check it out here.

Come one, come all. The El Chauvinisto chat room is now up and running. Feel free to discuss anything you wish. There will be a link to it on the side bar at all times.

Check it out here: http://wwwl.meebo.com/room/elchauvinisto/

Stop denying it, this woman was a cunt. 

The El Chauvinisto Movie in all its glory…watch it here.