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Archive for April, 2007
Cunt of the Week
Sunday, April 29th, 2007In the fortieth anniversary issue of Rolling Stone, Jane Fonda made some very unbelievable and just plain cuntish comments regarding the future of cunts.
Jane Fonda has, throughout her bleak history, made some very ludicrous claims about cunts and their ability to be “equal” to men. As anyone with a brain will tell you, cunts are anything but equal to men. Jane Fonda however, thinks differently. Regarding our current political situation, Fonda states that, “it will essentially be women who lead the way.” What a bastardly cuntish comment. For any cunt out there who has the ovaries to read this shit, I just want to ask you fucking cunts one thing: Can you name ten things that cunts have invented that you use on a daily basis? Didn’t think so. Cunts have contributed next to nothing to human society, other than blow jobs and…well…blow jobs. What makes you cunts think that other cunts will be able or even have the ability to contribute anything else? Cunts have never been equal to men and never should be. Further along in her interview she is asked, “What sort of changes would you like to see take place between men and women?” To which the cunt replied, “For more than 2,000 years, civilizations have been living under patriarchy, the rule of the fathers,” damn straight, she continues. “The opposite of patriarchy isn’t matriarchy. It’s democracy. That’s what needs to happen.” THAT’S WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN? What a dumb cunt. She forgets that democracy was created by MEN in Greece thousands of years ago.
So, the moral of this story is that Jane Fonda is indeed a cunt, denies what men have contributed to human society (everything), and became famous for taking off her clothes. This is why Jane Fonda is our Cunt of the Week.
Re: Acceptable Jobs for Cunts
Friday, April 27th, 2007I think that there is one thing that you’re leaving out with regards to the “schoolteacher” honorable mention. (The following was also posted under the “comments” section of original post here)
\/ \/ \/ Pamela Rogers \/ \/ \/
I would also like to add that if the schoolteacher happens to be hot, the cunt should immediately be moved up to highschool so as to suck the dicks of the male students and teachers. Hot cunts should have no other job in life but to pleasure men. The following cunts know their place in society: Mary Kay Letourneau (sure, not the hottest but fuckable back in the day…gotta be wasted too), Amber Jennings, Debra Lafave, Pamela Rogers, Carrie McCandless, Kristen Margrif, Allenna Ward, Jill Moore, Christine Spaich, Paola Queen, Pamela Smart, etc. You get my point.
ht: barstoolsports
Acceptible Jobs for Cunts
Thursday, April 26th, 2007We all know that dumb sluts are inferior to men. We all know they don’t need to have certain jobs. Here is a list of jobs they should have.
1. Prostitutes
No explanation needed.
2. Waitress
“Bitch, make it an Old Style.”
3. Secretary
It doesn’t matter how fast they type, just how hot they are.
Honorable Mention
1. Nurse
Only if they do it for free.
2. School Teacher
Only if they do it for free, and the kids are under 10.
Now, with everything but schoolteacher, they need to be hot. Unattractive cunts will be shot on site.
It’s the cunts you know that REALLY get under the skin
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007I happen to know a cunt who I’ll refer to as cuntcentury679. This cunt has a major problem with issues regarding respect. With that said, let me get into the story. Several months ago (when we first started talking) she was completely naked from the waist down behind the counter at McDonald’s (she works there). She had invited me to come there and “hang out” while she closed down the store…I obliged like any normal guy would do. Where this cunt went wrong is the fact that she already had another guy there by the name of Tyrone. He weighed about 115lbs and was clam diving her right behind the counter. Actually this story has nothing to do with respect, but it was interesting none the less.
Cunt - PSA
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007This is a public service announcement. Cunts are everywhere. Now personally I think they fudged the numbers just a touch (8 million cunts as opposed to a more realistic 150 million cunts in the U.S. alone), but it seems that at least they are starting to get the picture. BEWARE, GLOBAL CUNTING IS UPON US!!!!
Cunts in the workforce…CUNTED!!!
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007Ahhhhhh, memories…this one takes me back. God I remember those good old days when you could call a cunt a cunt without fear of dickchopoffus. I wish those feminazi communist cunts hadn’t sucked off every politician in the Western world.
Last Night
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007Last night i got a hooker. These cunts know their place in the world. Long story short, I was banging the bitch pretty hard missonary style. I pulled out so i could bend her over, and farted. It was one of those farts where some shit makes an apperance. I then made the stupid slut lick the shit out of my asshole. Thats right, stupid sluts are good for tossing more than one kind of salad.
Jokes
Monday, April 23rd, 2007Why don’t women need watches?
There is a clock on the stove.
Why don’t women need drivers liscences?
there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
What do you call the useless flesh around the vagina? The woman.
Wanna here a funny joke? Women’s rights.
***taken from: http://jokes.wetpaint.com/page/Sexist+Jokes
Feminist VS. Joe Rogan
Sunday, April 22nd, 2007Prime example of a fat cunt feminist.
From the page: “A feminist woman criticizes Joe’s stand up act targeting dumb girls and then tries to convince him how she’s so much smarter and different than other women. Joe lays down the law!”
