El Chauvinisto

The day women left the kitchen and began wiggling their fat asses in public was the day the great American carnivore died. The cunt-dominated group, known as P.E.T.A., is to blame.

Gentlemen and whores, the age old question of why women go to the restroom in groups has finally been answered.

Welcome to Cunt of the Year: Hillary Clinton Edition.

Ever wonder why there’s a multi-billion dollar diet industry? Me neither. Why haven’t I? Because I’m not a fat bitch.

This is a proposal for the ages, men.

…fat, money grubbing whores.

Few TV characters in history have spawned such a following.  Few TV characters have such sleezeball wives.  Perhaps that’s why Al Bundy is so loved.  Every man with a wife can relate to Al and his deadbeat wife Peggy.

Rarely can something be created in a fictional world and become reality in ours.  But is has, and that something is No Ma’am.  The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

The first ever episode of Married…With Children featuring No Ma’am can be seen here.

Al Bundy, I thank you.

I’m writing this today to try and help my fellow man. Many have fallen into the false assumption that women’s brains work the same as ours. Unfortunately they’re wrong (I know, it’s hard to believe). They’re used to debating fellow men on such subjects as politics, economics, war, women, and why MenAreBetterThanWomen, amongst others.

Why?  Click here to find out.

We all know that all women are whores.  But did you know that only women can be sluts?  If not, click here to find out why.

This is the fourth and final episode of Dick Masterson of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com appearing on the Dr. Phil “House of Judgment” series.  Click here to watch the entire episode.

Here’s the third installment of Dr. Phil’s “House of Judgement” starring Dick Masterson of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com.

Click here to watch the full episode.